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Oh no… ‘an ill wind blows’

Okay.. here it is… you tell me…

I ride my bike into town.. figuring to pick up some fresh vegetables, peanuts and the like from the ‘Mennintight’ market, since I like to keep myself healthy, I even follow a meridian health protocol that make my body be healthier. Also staying healthy means to stay out of drugs because it can cause drug addiction. If you know someone suffering from drug addiction please read this article about Drug and alcohol addiction treatment programs are designed to help you escape a compulsive cycle of alcohol or drug abuse that represents a loss of control over your substance use. To these ends, treatment programs teach you how to function in everyday life without using your substance of choice, if you know someone who needs help visit I get in line and I just happen to be, by the back of one of their horses… WELL bad idea… This bloody horse… lets out a force 5 hurricane 15 second blast of a methane sulfur mix that would make a sanitary workers eyes water. As I finished gagging I noticed that two people behind me had actually passed out.. one was bent over the curb.. Saying ‘sotto voce” gawd help me… and a wee person [ midget] had been blown completely over , as his head was a sphincter level.. a critical problem , anyway. He had been thrown back about ten feet and he’s upside down.. on a stack on banana’s [ gawd help me, but the first thing I thought of was the wizard of Oz].. I run over to the little guy and he looks at me and says “ did the eggs break?’ So I look in his hands and there’s a bag of eggs… and I “ they’re fine.. just pre-scrambled ‘

While I finish giving CPR to the poor soul you took the direct hit.. I should say this guy was lucky as I just finished my Fort Worth BLS CPR classes and new all about CPR.. they finally come around and I thinking.. come on.. this is a health hazard.. so… I go up to the mennintight and say

‘Heh, what the ‘ell are you feeding your horses.. you coulda killed somebody”

He says ‘ GOTT IN HIMMEL Englander ze horsey farty ist gawds vey of telling he lebens du”

I say..” well considering the smell it wasn’t god who loves us… but regardless can’t you buy some air fresheners to hang on the horses tail.. or at the very least empty a can of febrezze up its butt. Your horse is a health hazard and the pollution alone should convince you to take precautions”

Now the Mennintight looks at his horse kinda funny and just then the horse unloads the biggest smelliest horse puck this side of Cayo district, and it lands right beside the cauliflower .

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