Fear and loathing

Fear and loathing in hopkins Ok.. so I am sitting here.. thinking… what would the Knocks family reunion look like and how would they get there.. then I started thinking…. Good question.. Would they start off by getting in a leaky boat like their ancestors did or would they fly to Cancun and figure.. what …

kayaks

I feel bad….. As I mentioned in a previous post I had a terrible problem with the “airline” trying to allow me to allow me to put an 24 extension ladder in my luggage… they were very rude.. and finally hung up!! On me. Well….. I was thinking about my friend Robin after the “episode” …

napoleons penis

Strange day today…. I was walking in corozal town, minding my own business and a buy walks up, I knew he was a Guatemalan because he was wearing a blue hat. Anyway, he says.. ” gringo you looking for some artifacts huh maybe senor” Right away I was suspicious….so i asked him..”are you Guatemalan??’ He …

Ten Grand

A hiking tale Well, me and my two buddies decided to do some hiking, our intent was to see if we could come across a unknown Mayan tomb or temple… we all felt like “raiders of the lost ark.’ So we parked our cars and headed into tera incognito…. , now we didn’t go off …

At the border

The place… the border of Belize and chetumal… The situation.. following some British tourists , a couple, through the immigration customs border The result… total and utter amazement Well, I decided to go to Chetumal and get some itmes that aren’t readily available in my paradise, the entrance to heaven, the grand elephant, the mighty …

more airline crap

More airline cr@p… I just found out that my Buddy in Congo [formerly the central African republic] Idi Hazbe’en has been able to secure for me , from an animal rescue station one of those baboons with the bright red Butt cheeks. I mean.. I have wanted a pet for so long that I could …

more Airline horror

More airline cr@p… I just found out that my Buddy in Congo [formerly the central African republic] Idi Hazbe’en has been able to secure for me , from an animal rescue station one of those baboons with the bright red Butt cheeks. I mean.. I have wanted a pet for so long that I could …

ya know, I am flying home [ belize] shortly and called the BLASTED airline to enquire about luggage. I patiently explained that I wanted to bring as luggage a 24 foot extension ladder. GAWD you might as well said a case of rattle snakes… shuffled from one department to another… after 45 minutes on the …