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2-22-2015 6-40-46 PM

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More airline cr@p…

I just found out that my Buddy in Congo [formerly the central African republic] Idi Hazbe’en has been able to secure for me , from an animal rescue station one of those baboons with the bright red Butt cheeks. I mean.. I have wanted a pet for so long that I could relate to… I tell you, brings a tear…..

Anyway… he can get a private plane to fly my monkey to Toronto, apparently Congo regularly flies to Toronto to grab humanitarian supplies like popsicles, milk, by products, Oscar Myer wieners and coke zero… etc. quite regularly.

The baboon is 2 years old and his name is Iyatoldya bin Baboon , anyway.. Baboons have a few instinctive traits that may cause the general public to be a little hesitant when first encountering them…. So, like a VERY RESPONSIBLE PERSON I CALLED AIR LINE FIRST. My plan is to fly business class, and purchase an extra seat just for Iyatoldya I mean it’s the right thing to do.. [ in my opinion]

I am calling Monday to see if he needs a passport etc. as we will be flying over the continental USA and I want to make sure all his papers are in order.. he is actually a citizen of Liechtenstein, but more on that later..

So… I call the airline… again 20 minutes on hold and I ask POLITELY to purchase an extra ticket [ I am being a little more tricky now I didn’t say my pet but a “friend”]

I goes like this..

“hello, Gwensevere speaking how can I help you?”

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